I looked out this morning and saw that the lone remaining Stargazer lily is blooming. A few years back Durwood and I bought a raft of them on clearance at a grocery store parking lot greenhouse. I don't know why they've not survived but this is the last one. It's beautiful and it smells like heaven.
The tomatoes are ripening! Every day there's more red-orange out there for me to moon over and take pictures of. Pretty soon those other ones will start changing color too.
There are a bunch of tiny cucumbers on the vines. This one posed on a stake so you can see it. It's about an inch and a quarter long. Teeny tiny.
I got to visit with DD, IT, DS, LC and OJ this morning and OJ wanted to know if I'm still knitting dishcloths. Yes, I told him but also baby hats and a shawl. "Oh," was his disappointed reply, so I told him that I could make a yarn pizza slice for their play kitchen. He's always been a big fan of the yarn food so I spent most of the day crocheting a pizza slice. I got the crust done, the sauce. and some toppings. I'll make the cheese triangle tomorrow and sew the toppings on that before sewing it to the crust and sauce. I suspect it'd be smart to make two, to forestall any sharing issues. Good thing I have lots of cotton yarn in the right colors.
I went over to ALDI this afternoon to pick up a few things, especially a package of split chicken breasts for only 99 cents a pound. I've been wanting to grill some meat and that sounded just right. The package I got was just under five pounds so I've got a nice container of cooked and boned chicken just ready for meals this week. I didn't take it's picture; you know what grilled chicken looks like.
25 July--Barbara Malcolm, Better Than Mom's.
Fay was a single woman, again. She had run through, or worn out, a couple of
husbands and a significant other or two in her skid toward her fortieth
birthday. Her hair had started out white
blond, aged to dishwater in junior high, and never been a natural color since. These days it was red, Knock ‘Em
Dead Red according to the box. She
favored the old-style party curls that were popular with waitresses in the
seventies, and Fay considered herself a waitress rather than a server, damn
political correctness.
She had gotten the job at Better
Than Mom’s over a year ago when her eighty-seven Honda Civic decided to throw a
tie-rod on the interstate that formed the northern border of the city. She had ridden in with the tow truck driver,
taken a room at the Super Snooze Motel right next door to Better Than Mom’s,
and ate her first meal in Stinson there.
A visit to the mechanic down the block had convinced her that the great
vast undefined middle of the country was where she was meant to stop—at least
for the time being.
She had left her last husband as he
ran down the back steps of their doublewide in semi-rural New York as she pulled
away with all her worldly goods and the proceeds of the sale of his prized
custom made pool cue to some sucker on eBay.
She figured that over the year and seven weeks of their marriage he had
spent a lot more time fondling that damned cherry wood stick than he did her. She considered it “the other woman” in her
marriage and once she had decided to cut her losses and move on to the left
coast, she had no qualms about taking fetching photos of the offending stick,
posting them on the online auction site with an enticing description mentioning
the famous maker and the fact that it had been instrumental in the winning of
more than one state tournament. She put
a reasonable reserve in it, and watched the bids climb. The only way she got away with it was her
husband was only interested in Internet porn and sites that analyzed the
strategy of pro pool players he might meet across a table. She kept her fingers crossed that none of his
pool playing buddies would see it on the site and give her away. No one did.
The bidding topped out at six
hundred eighty-seven dollars so she gleefully packaged it up and sent it off to
the happy winner with a note inside telling him how she hoped he would win a
lot with the cue. The fact that the
stick went to a buyer in North Carolina was a bonus. Players from that area of the country
regularly came to New York for tournaments or workshops so there was every
possibility that her soon to be ex-husband would face his own cue one day.
Two days after her ignominious
entrance into town she counted her remaining money, knew there was no way short
of prostitution she would have the money to ransom her car in the near future,
and resigned herself to spending some time in Stinson, Wisconsin. She left the Super Snooze and stood on the
sidewalk surveying her options. To her
right stretched a string of tire shops, bedraggled strip malls, and mechanic’s
garages that catered to people who had taken the Stinson exit by accident or
ignorance. The neon glimmer of a couple
of no-tell motels across the street did not attract her interest. She was too old and too selfish to even
consider earning her living on her back and too proud to embark on a new and
exciting career as a chambermaid in such places. To her left was the Better Than Mom’s diner
where she had eaten at least one meal a day, a used car lot that offered
vehicles that looked like they had barely made it to the patch of asphalt on
which they stood, a cluster of what were obviously low-rent welfare class
apartment buildings, one end of the center one of the group scorched from what
must have been a grease fire. Maybe she
could get a job in the diner and an apartment without even leaving the
sidewalk. She patted her hair to make
certain it was in place, even though she always used enough hair spray that any
renegade hairs that managed to escape would have cut a less careful hand.
Today's toss was a couple drink cups, you know, with lids and a bottle shaped like a fish. I told you that I have (had) a lot of fish stuff and it's all going away.
The humidity came back today making me extra glad that I mowed the lawn earlier this week when it was nicer out there.
--Barbara
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I'd like to stop in at Better Than Mom's right now and have Fay pour me a cup of coffee and bring out breakfast -- fried eggs, sunny side up. However, poached eggs are on our menu for tonight's Sunday Night Supper. Trying a new recipe. Fingers crossed it passes the "Paul" test.
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