This morning a guy from the Water Department came to change the meter, as they do every 20 years, and he discovered that in the interim someone (not me, not us) had reconfigured the piping so the new meter didn't fit in the space available. Which meant I had to call my plumber, who luckily was at home three blocks from here and wasn't busy, to come over immediately to replace part of the pipe for $105 that I hadn't intended to have to shell out today. In my heart of hearts, I think that the Water Dept. people should have to pay because they're the ones with the meter problem and they're the ones who had to change it out but you and I both know that will never happen. Turned out that the Water Dept. guy knows my plumber so it was a little old home week as a bonus.
In today's mail came a USB drive (OJ calls them UPSB drivers) with a curated selection Lala's Yellowstone pictures. It was fun flipping through them, reliving our fun vacation in the wild west. We did have a good time and saw some amazing things.
14 January--Barbara Malcolm, Spies Don't Retire.
Dawn light sparkled on the light chop
as the boats slowly motored to the dock.
The snorkelers talked in low voices about their night on the island and
what their wives would say.
“Do you think they will be at the
dock?” Dimitri asked. No one had to ask
who “they” were, every man was certain that his wife would be the maddest when
they got to shore.
“Sonia will have called the Coast
Guard, I’m sure of that,” George said.
Dimitri nodded. “I am wondering why
they didn’t find us first,” he said.
George shook his head. “Maybe they called Franz who said he would be
coming to find us and would call if he needed help.”
Dimitri shook his head and covered his
face with his hands. “Irina will have
decided that you sabotaged the boat to interrogate me in peace.”
George snorted. “And Sonia will think
the same. We must confess, Dimitri. We have to tell them the truth.” He rubbed
the back of his neck to work out a crick. “I’m tired of sneaking around like
I’m having an affair. I’m retired,
you’re retired, let’s write reports on each other saying that we are harmless
and blameless, that we refuse to be drawn back into their paranoia.”
“Our wives or our handlers?” Dimitri
asked.
George looked him in the eyes and said,
“Both. I’m too old for this foolishness.”
“Me too.”
Guess what? It's supposed to snow again tomorrow and probably over the weekend. I can hardly contain myself. On a happier note, I spoke with Walgreen's about being double billed for my flu shot and was told to ignore the bill. Then I said I was surprised to be charged for it at all and she said she was too. She'll bill Medicare and send me a refund check when they pay up. So that'll cover half of today's outlay...
--Barbara
1 comment:
No comment on the snow today. I know we look at it with different eyes. Bummer about the plumbing problem. No fair since it wasn't your fault. Do I sound like one of the kids?? Not my fault? Sounds like George and Dimitri have figured out the end of your spy story. But they did have a neat adventure to wind it all down.
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